Odd

Of Naming Your Kid after Hitler…

Dec 17th

Posted by John in Headlines

Baby “Adolf Hitler” denied a birthday cake. Click here for a local newspaper article about this.

“They need to accept a name. A name’s a name. The kid isn’t going to grow up and do what [Hitler] did,” he said.
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Letter to the IRS

Apr 15th

Posted by John in John

Dear IRS,

I, ___________, regretfully am not able to make the full payment of 1 arm and two legs at this time. I have enclosed an initial payment toward the whole sum in the amount of one (1) bloody, ridged middle finger.

Sincerely,

Happy day today is…

Dear IRS,

I, _____________, regretfully am not able to make the full payment of $650 at this time. I have enclosed an initial payment in the form of a personal check for $1. I will send in a check for $1 every month until the debt is paid in full.

Regards,

Best wishes to all of you who had to owe money this year. Chances are that for you to be owing money is an indication that your financial condition has improved… for others it may be a slap in the face.

I wish to leave you with this quote by my illustrious father

You are but a mere pimple on the butt of insignificance.

Paint Fumes

Feb 26th

Posted by John in John

1 comment

I suppose that when your brain *feels* detached it’s a good time to breathe air… without fumes.

Yep. Hello headache.

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