Dear IRS,

I, ___________, regretfully am not able to make the full payment of 1 arm and two legs at this time. I have enclosed an initial payment toward the whole sum in the amount of one (1) bloody, ridged middle finger.

Sincerely,

Happy day today is…

Dear IRS,

I, _____________, regretfully am not able to make the full payment of $650 at this time. I have enclosed an initial payment in the form of a personal check for $1. I will send in a check for $1 every month until the debt is paid in full.

Regards,

Best wishes to all of you who had to owe money this year. Chances are that for you to be owing money is an indication that your financial condition has improved… for others it may be a slap in the face.

I wish to leave you with this quote by my illustrious father

You are but a mere pimple on the butt of insignificance.